Night Skies and Fireflies
tbh I don't even know
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A character summary of EoS:
- Aelin: DO YA NEED SOME ALOE VERA FOR THAT BURN
- Rowan: I just gotta *shuddering breath* just gotta bite those earlobes man
- Manon: What the FUCK is happening
- Dorian: wHY uSe THeSE pOwERs FOr fIGhtInG whEn I CaN uSE theM foR KiNky TimES—
- Elide: COMe aT Me LORCAN YOU WANNA GO LET'S GO I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK YOU—
- Lorcan: "I'm not moody," he says, moodily.
- Aedion: I think I might be sexually attracted to snow leopards.
- Lysandra: Hi my name is Lysandra, get ready to get FUCKED UP YOU SEA CUNTS
- Gavriel: notICE ME SON
- Fenrys: *constantly in shock over what Aelin does*
- Maeve: I'd like to order one Aelin in a to-go box, no magic, extra iron chains, please.
- Erawan: so...is this war still happening, or...
secret service agent: SIR YOU CANT BE IN HERE
me: its urgent!!!! Is the store name “pet Smart” or “Pets mart’??????!!!!!!!!
joe biden: Oh shit !!!!!!
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HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE
TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME
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Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.
This post needs some kind of warning sign.
I did not see that coming.
Some people say the English language is confusing. To which I say… It’s.
That’s the kind of linguist I’m.
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